Useless object: The table anti-aggression of zombies
Inventions of a mild nutter spirit or true flashes of genius, you will probably never see them. Reason moreover for you presenting them.
The zombie is a being monstrous and stripped of any form of intelligence. Its brain exclusively reptilien is centered on its single objective: To make you his meal.
There is obviously nothing more unpleasant than to finish in the mouth of one of these immondes creatures. It is for that generations of researchers pathetic and enlightened developed this splendid table anti-aggression of zombie.
Under the appearance of a table all that there is of more banal, hiding place a frightening weapon. Into two times, three movements, the inoffensive piece of furniture is transformed into club able to propel the head of your attacker to several tens of meters of its body.
Free with you then to finish work properly while striking to your own way of splendid shots in its nightmarish face.
And if it tries to bite you (even in two pieces, the zombie is aggressive), you will on the occasion to serve to you as the shield resulting from this table anti-aggression to dodge with class and pleasure its attacks disordered.
To order before the next attack of zombie programmed about on December 22, 2012 after the end of the world (see Maya calendier).
PS: Do not forget to also provide you with your guide of survival!
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